Yet another career "slump"

Singer George Michael was arrested on suspicion of drug posession after he was found “slumped over a car steering wheel” in London. A police source said officers received an anonymous call about someone passed out in his car and arrested “a 42 year old man” they wouldn’t flat out say was Michael…but totally was, anyway. Michael’s out on bail ‘til March while the investigation continues, but considering his “handy” history with police, it’s pretty safe to assume the late night talk show jokes will be running until September. Of 2008.

Just to give the Tonight Show staff a day off, here’s a couple of freebies, because I fucking adore Jay Leno.

“Police stated they weren’t surprised to see George slumped over a steering wheel…just that there wasn’t a penis underneath it!”

“So what’s the sound George Michael’s car horn makes when he hits his head on the steering wheel? WHAM!”

“George Michael loves cock. Seriously. Lots and lots and lots of cock.”