With pants wide open...

Justice was served last week when a judge signed a temporary order preventing the release of clips from Kid Rock and Scott Stapp's sex tape. As someone who saw a few of the clips before they were yanked from the net, it's a pretty unnecessary step, considering anyone who sees more than a few seconds of Stapp's O-face will inevitably put out their own eyes and renounce sexual congress forever.

Regardless, Red Light, the fine entrepreneurial spirit who brought us Paris Hilton's cavernous vagina in all its glory vows to fight the good fight. Apparently it's our right as Americans to see "stolen" video of Rock and Stapp eyeing each other while getting hummers from Miami strippers in a trailer. Stupid America.

And now, to combine two jokes that won't die in a stunning achievement of comedy, worthy of The Tonight Show:


Did anyone do that one yet? Huh? Probably? But you don't know for sure, do you?

So I'm being original, then. Fannntastic!