Karl n' Hillary, sittin' in a tree...

Sen. Hillary Clinton declared Chief White House Political strategist Karl Rove "Spends a lot of time obsessing over me." This came after Rove went on record saying Clinton would be the Democratic presidential nominee in 2008.

“Karl Rove is a brilliant strategist. So, if I were thinking about this,” she told WROW-AM radio in Albany, “I’d say, why are they spending so much time talking about me?”

Hillary would also like to know why Rove is always pulling her pigtails, calling her "Stinky Pinky Doo-dinky," and keeps hitting her really hard during dodgeball games. Luckily, we were able to recover Rove's Trapper-Keeper, which sheds some light on the subject.