Alito is SO glad he got elected to the Supreme Court

"Way better than Ruth Bader Ginsburg, and almost as hot as Sweet Lady Justice!" Says Supreme Court judge Alito.


Anna Nicole Smith appeared before our nation's highest court today, fighting for truth, justice, and a shitload of her dead husband's money.

The Supreme Court was considering whether State or Federal Courts should decide the inheritance from Smith's 90 year old zombie husband and while the Bush administration is siding with Smith as a technical matter, arguing that the justices should protect federal court jurisdiction in such disputes blah blah blah nobody cares. But hey! ANNA NICOLE SMITH AT THE SUPREME COURT!

In lieu of a Clarence Thomas joke, I'm just gonna submit these fine pics of Anna before she went crazy. Enjoy.

Oh my!


Yes, yes...very nice.


Ooh, that's a good one too!



Uh...Hmm.

Now that's not quite as...


FUCK! Shit no! STOP THAT.

Ugh. Well, I guess after Ruth Bader Ginsberg and Sandra Day O'Connor, anything will most likely look good.