Katie Holmes not having sex is not Tom Cruise's fault

Well THAT'S a relief!

Rumors were flying when a "projection error" resulted in Katie Holmes' sex scene disappearing during a screening of her upcoming movie, "Thank You for Smoking," at the Sundance Film Festival. Director Jason Reitman denied that Tom Cruise had censored the (by all accounts completely un-sexy) scene, saying "The problem with `projection error' is that it's the truth but it sounds like a lie."

Well, yeah.

And it denies us an awful lot of "Tom Kuts Kat's Kitty Klip!" headlines. Anyway, rather than put up another overexposed picture of Cruise or Holmes...Enjoy a scene from Jason Reitman's dad Ivan's masterpiece:

Ghostbusters!