What can I get for a bright shiny peso?

Being a pimp doesn't mean you're not frugal. While in Rio de Janerio for Carnival, Diddy (currently minus the "P") was spotted trying to get into a spot well known for its cheap call-girls. Piddy was apparently annoyed by all the press hanging around the club, so he snuck in through the garage. Ahh, truly Doody is living the high life. Who needs Cristal and penthouse suites when you can get chlamydia for 2 dollars in a back alley?

Bigggg Pimpin', my friend. The biggest.